Yep.

I'm still dead.

How'd the queen post on my blog?

Hoo hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Greetings citizens of the galaxy, I am pleased to be speaking to you once again.

First, I wanted to give everyone an update on Our struggles against the forces of Galactor the Evil Galactic Overlord. The Joint Chiefs have just informed me that just last week, a mission against one of Galactor’s middle managers was successful. Between last week’s triumph and the recent victory on Planet Hel, much of Galactor’s financial backbone has been crippled.

While I cannot go into details on last week’s accomplishment, I can tell you about the accomplishments on Hel. Galactor’s Edifice of Evil has been annexed by several development corporations and turned into luxury condos. I know that insurgents continue to cause trouble on the planet, but rest assured the military has things well under control. To that I will only add: mission accomplished.

There is one other thing that I wanted to talk about. My advisors have advised me that I am not connecting with the common beings of the galaxy. They have further counseled Me that a personal story would allow people to feel closer to Me.

OK, so here goes, when I was young girl, my father King Galacton IX, was a busy man but he cared for His family very much. Despite the fact that he had sovereignty over the known galaxy, he still wanted to be sure that his little girl had a happy birthday.

I had made it very clear that the only thing that I wanted for My birthday was a Vandorian weissponig. Everyone knows that weissponigs are a very rare, very special animal. They have a beautiful white coat, they are smart and can learn many tricks, and their perspiration can be harvested as a fragrance or for medicinal purposes. Few people can afford to see one, let alone own one.

Again, I made it very clear that the only thing I wanted for My birthday was a weissponig. I was a young girl and I was very boisterous and impetuous and my father said several times that it was impossible to get one. I don’t want to say that I had a fit or anything, but I was very saddened and I let him know it.

He spent many days up to My birthday assuring me that I could never get one, but lo and behold, on that bright morning, when I woke up, there it was lying next to me. It was the most beautiful white little weissponig I’ve ever seen.

I named her Princess and we had lots of fun together. We spent the whole summer running through meadows, sharing picnic lunches and spending every waking minute together. Eventually, fall passed and winter came and then I got a new pair of rocket skates. Everyone knows that a weissponig can’t ice skate, so my time with her decreased.

So that is the story of My first pet. I sometimes wonder whatever happened to her, though I am quite certain that she moved on to a new and happy home.

One final word. I have put Myself on the blogosphere in order to make Myself more accessible and understood in a personal way. If you have any questions, please feel free to leave them here or at My own blog and I assure you they will be answered.

Thank you and have a pleasant day.

Howya doin' bwuauth?

I may be on another plane of existence, but I am not gone! Hoo hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha h ah ha ha ha hah hah hah!

Howya doin' bwauth?

I am afraid that I cannot post here anymore. I have moved on to another existence.

Until next time, see ya folks!

Hoo hoo ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Howya doin' bwauth?

Ha ha ha! This place is so cool.

Hey check out my bestest buddy. I got to post over there. It's about what I was doing during his last story arc. It's really exciting and I don't want to spoil what happens, so click the link. Click it already! Click me! Click me! Aww come on, you didn't click it. OK, that's better. Wait, you still didn't click it. Click it, click it good! By the power vested in me by the Intergalactic Sidekickery Phorce, I order you to click the link. OK OK, the ISP doesn't have that authority, I was just kidding! So you're gonna click it now? OK, thanks. Hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah ha ha ha!

Howya doin' bwauth?

Who likes bananas? Hey, let's make it a banana Friday!

Hey check out my bestest buddy. I got to post over theres right heres.

Howya doin' boss?

Ha ha ha! This place is so cool.

Hey check out my bestest buddy. I got to post over theres right heres.

(Psst, the secret answer to the Secret Word of the Day was BANANA! Hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha ha ah ah ha ha ah ha abba ha ha ha h ha ha ha ha ha!)

Howya doin' bwauth?


Here's today's super duper super secret super swell Word of the Day!

28 6 13 6 13 6

Get your pencils and paper ready! To figure out the puzzle, first write down the entire alphabet, then write numbers 1 through 26 under each letter, then subtract 5, divide by 2.5, add the number of bananas in a metric Bushel, write out the numbers again to correspond with the alphabet, then reverse them and add 1. Write it all out to get the super duper super secret super swell Word of the Day!

Wanna know the answer? Click here!

Howya doin' Bwauth?

You wanna meet all my super swell Monkeyboy buddies? Of course you do, click right here!

Howya doin' Bwauth?

I have found a winner for my Super Duper Theme song competition over at Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator's blog. You can see who won right here!

Ooh that looks so good. So curvy, so fresh, so ripe.

That banana looks really yummy!

Remember, tomorow I will decide the winner of the Jo Jo the Monkeyboy themesong contest! You can still enter here! Hoo hoo ha ha ha!

Until next time, howya doin' bwauthes?

Howya doin' bwauthes?

My best buddy, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator recommended this JJ guy for a new car. I liked the initials, hoo hoo ha ha ha, so I went to see what he has.


Here one of his salesmens shows it to me. I love it! It has so much a-peal!

Get it? Hoo hoo ha ha ha! I love that joke!

Don't forget my Super Duper Themesong competition over at Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator's blog. You can see it right here!

Many will enter, but there can be only one winner (That sounds like that one movie where the two guys with swords were fighing each other for bananas!)

Hoo hoo hoo, see you next time, bwauthes!

Howya doin' bwauth?

Ha ha ha! Who likes bananas? I do I do!

Hey check out my bestest buddy. I got to post over theres right heres!

Howya doin' bwauth?

Ha ha ha! This place is so cool.

Hey check out my bestest buddy. I got to post over theres right heres!

Howya doin' bwauth?

Let me show you some of my most prized possessions!


Delicious, delicious banana daiquiri! Sometimes though, banana daiquiris go right through me!* Hoo hoo ha ha ha ha ha!


Another banana daiquiri. This one is as delicious as it is tiny!


Sometimes, I like to mix it up and have a banana smoothie instead! Mmmmm, that's smootherific. (just between you and me, banana smoothies are even more fun to eat when licked off of starship interiors!)


Oooh, look at that big, strong man drinking a banana smoothie. Delicious!


Who doesn't love banana bread. Nobody doesn't not unlike banana bread!


Sometimes I like to eat my banana bread with banana jam!


Banana on a stick! I love eating these at summer festivals because they're so convenient to eat with the stick and all.


Sometimes, though, nothing beats just plain bananas. I like to mush 'em up in my fingers then lick it all up!


Watch out for the banana spiders though! Ooooh ahh ahh ah ah ah ah!

* Thanks to Princess Leia for giving me the idea of the banana daiquiris going right through me! She earns the golden banana award for today! Hoo ho ho ha ha ha ha ha!

Howya doin' bwauwth? Hoo hoo ha ha ha ha!

I love thinging my themesong.

I also love banana daiquiris!


And I really love banana cream pies, too!

I love singing my themesong.

I also love banana daiquiris!

Howya doin' boss?

Ha ha ha! This place is so cool.

Hey check out my bestest buddy. I got to post over theres right heres.

Howya doin' boss?

Ha ha ha! This place is so cool.

Hey check out my bestest buddy. I got to post over theres right heres.

Howya doin' boss?

Ha ha ha! This place is so cool.

Hey check out my bestest buddy. I got to post over theres right heres.